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* Customer: “But…I’m in the basement. I don’t have any windows here.”

Lucky me, I made it to the the mute button in time!

I can’t even count how many people I argue with about this, yet they insist there is an operating system call “Windows 95 NT.”

One day I got a call toward the end of the day from a sales rep in Chicago who couldn’t get his computer to boot up. We went round and round for about two hours — nothing worked. I was ready to pull my hair out, but I don’t like losing. To lighten the tension of the moment, I started chitchatting with him as we’re waiting to see if the machine will restart. He has an IBM ThinkPad, and I told him how much I like mine.

* Him: “Yeah, they’re ok, but I travel a lot, and I got tired of the darn thing being so heavy, so I installed Windows CE to make it lighter.”

* Me: “Do you know what the registry is?” * Friend: “Oh, yes. I take the registry apart and put it back together all the time.”

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